Friday, July 9, 2010

The World Cup Oracle: Octopus Paul

I know I've already blogged twice today, but I just discovered that there is a psychic octopus in Germany that can accurately predict the outcomes of World Cup games. This "seer sucker" has predicted that Germany will beat Uruguay for third place and that Spain with overpower the Netherlands in the final. The Germans are not happy with their underwater clairvoyant. Some are suggesting that Octopus Paul might better serve his country on a plate. Spainards, however, (thought they love eating octopus) do not want to chow down on the tentacled telekinetic. They would like to rechristen him "Pulpo Pablo." After all, as the Spanish soccer players agree, Octopus Paul is obviously a Spainard. VAMOS ESPAÑA!

2 comments:

  1. "Seer sucker!" Hahahahaha! That's awesome!

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  2. I wish I had come up with it. Alas...hence the quotation marks.

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